A wife receives a message from her husband fastened to the fridge one morning…
My lovely wife,
You’ll quickly realize that I have certain wants that you, at 57, can no longer provide. I am really pleased with you and regard you as a decent wife. As a result, I hope that after reading this letter, you will not misinterpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn hotel.
Please don’t be concerned; I’ll be home before midnight.
When the guy returned home late that night, he discovered the letter below on the dining table…
My beloved spouse,
I read your message and appreciate your candor regarding my age of 57. I’d want to use this time to remind you that you’re also 57.
As you are aware, I am a math instructor at our local community college. I’d want to let you know that when you’re reading this, I’ll be at the hotel fiesta with Michael, one of my students and the assistant tennis coach. He is youthful and virile, and he is 19 years old, like your secretary.
As a competent businessman with a strong mathematical background, you will see that we are in the identical predicament, with one little difference: 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. As a result, I won’t be home until sometime tomorrow.