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Four married men talk about their wives while fishing

What do men discuss when they are fishing? Sports or other topics of interest in their life will frequently come up throughout the talk. If the guys are married, they are more inclined to converse about their spouses. That was the situation with these four men, who agreed to go fishing together and discuss what was required for them to be out for the day.

Many of them were complaining about having to go through a ‘honey-do’ list, but one man came up with a wonderful idea that undoubtedly made the rest of them quite envy. Four married men went fishing.

After an hour or so, the following discussion occurred:

First guy: “You have no clue what I had to do to be able to go fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the home next weekend.

Second guy says, “That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife that I would construct her a new deck for the pool.”

To which the third guy says, “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continued to fish until they noticed the fourth man had not said anything.

They asked him. “You haven’t explained what you have to do to be allowed to come fishing this weekend. “What’s the deal?”

Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm at 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I turned off the clock, poked the wife, and said, “Fishing, or Sex,” to which she replied, “Wear a sweater.”